Technically I'm doing it voluntarily, but nobody used protection, so I guess I'm sorta tagged by
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"limits in his official work, was escaping in this fantasy, was"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
ZOMG! Nothing happened.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Family Guy
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:30 pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:54 pm, close enough.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Whatever my roommate is watching on tv.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Somewhere between 12:00 and 1:00, I was loading up stuff to send back home.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
This survey, on Tannakitten's journal.
9. What are you wearing?
Greenish-blue shirt, black jeans.
10. Did you dream last night?
I didn't really even sleep much last night.
11. When did you last laugh?
Playing SSBM with a bunch of friends, terrorizing them with Ice Climbers. "Alright that's it, everybody gang up on Ice Climbers!" And it was an evil laugh too.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
It's pretty plain, actually. There's a bunch of electrical outlets, but that's about it.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Surprisingly, no. That'll change soon enough.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I can't say I really love it or anything. I think we should just stay friends. With benefits. Oh yeah, nice hot quiz sex.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Been a while since I saw a film. Last movie, interestingly enough, is still Battle Royale. I gotta go out and watch some new stuff.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A PS3, then I'd be broke. Ok, they're not THAT expensive, and I don't particularly want one anyway. First, I'd pay off college loans, then put some aside for further college tuition. Help pay off my parents bills (help, not do it completely). Then I'd definitely visit some of these people I haven't talked to in person in a long time. Then put some aside for further personal use, and finally donate to various charity organizations that don't seem like scams.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Do you really know anything about me? Ok, how about, I'm the kind of person that can say some horribly twisted morbid things one moment, and then the next moment I'm talking about how incredibly cute a kitten is.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would be god, that way I could twist the world to my desires, regardless of how bizarre or sadistic they might be.
19. Do you like to dance?
If you can call anything I do "dancing".
20. George Bush:
Nobody really likes him, do they? Of course, no matter who becomes president, we'll place loads of blame on them anyway. It makes people feel better to blame somebody for not doing anything, even though they never actually do anything themselves. Though in Bush's case, he really was an idiot.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
It depends on who the mother is, and the child's hair color. There are just certain names that feel more right with certain hair colors than others.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I won't have a boy. It'll be a girl. Seriously, I'm lousy with boy's names. She can choose the name if it's a boy.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Sure, why not?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'm not Christian, but I think I want to hear:
"'Sup dude, I'm giving you my Godly powers and sending you back to earth. Have fun."
That would be the greatest thing ever. Unless he said "Just kidding." 'Cuz then I'd have to punch him for being a douche.
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
I did it for fun, because I'm seriously bored. Whoever wants to do it can go right on ahead and enjoy.