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The Bagel by ~necrodios:iconnecrodios:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Humor > Fixed


This thing with a hole
is called a bagel if you please
Generally eaten for breakfast
They taste great with cream cheese

Put them in the toaster
so they get nice and hot
but don't wait too long
they'll burn, I kid not

I know that this poem
most definitely sucked
But I'd like to see you write
about a bread product
©2006-2008 ~necrodios
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Proof that I have nothing better to do with my time...

I'm not sure where to begin on this one. Call it boredom. Call it hunger. Call it collect.
This was pretty much an attempt to prove that you can write a poem about anything. ANYTHING. Including bagels.

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!silenthilljunkie:iconsilenthilljunkie: Dec 17, 2006, 6:11:00 PM
call it collect lol.
shoulda mentioned that with a little butter, you can have sex with it.

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~necrodios:iconnecrodios: Dec 18, 2006, 5:21:06 AM
I would've, but that brings back painful memories for me...

Hot bagel + penor = bad
~necrodios:iconnecrodios: Feb 6, 2007, 11:11:07 AM
The way you say that makes it seem like I wrote a sweet poem about someone. I mean, I love bagels as much as the next person, but I don't LOVE bagels. That'd be kinda wierd.

Ode to Yon Bagel, the Açma of My Heart
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